It was meant to keep me company. It was meant to be my new friend. It was meant to do what I told it. But instead I got Merlin.
Monday, 23 June 2014
I demands a recount peoples!
Tuesday, 17 December 2013
I'm makin' a list, He's checkin' it twice...
He sees me lick Mum's ear.
He knows when Jazz is bad or good
So she's got no chance this year!
Your Mum's bestest shoes
Better not bark
I'm giving you clues
That Santa Paws is comin' to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Saturday, 7 December 2013
The Deepdale Christmas Story
It was the day before Christmas, and Deepdale was ready for everyone. Jazz, Merlin, and Effy greeted every guest with a paw, and then asked them to throwtheir ball. While they were all stroked and fussed, Sophie, the manager, was worried because of a booking that cancelled at the last minute. But the three wise pup’s of East Anglia chilled and relaxed, because they knew something special wascoming.
Many miles away, Chihuahua’s Mary and Joe, were bundled quickly into a car. Their two lovely owners, Christian and Angela, had been on the phone and received some very bad news. Now they all had a long way to go, to Norfolkwhere they sought a bed for the night. They tried several hotels and an old B and B, but the answer was always the same. “I’m sorry, my dear’s, I do wish I could help, but were full to the rafters tonight.”
So they kept on going until finally they found Deepdale Backpackers and Camping, with lights around reception, all sparkly and such. They knocked on thedoor when it was quite late at night and told Sophie their problem and asked for a bed for the night. Jazz, Merlin, and Effy all smiled behind their paws while Sophiesighed from relief. She showed them a family room in The Deepdale Old Stableswhere their dogs could stay with them all night. And the star on the roof of thebuilding, twinkled and sparkled with light.
“All I must ask you in regards to the dogs,” Sophie said, “is please don’t take them into communal area’s or leave them alone in the room.”
“But they’re really good dogs, and so very little, they’ll be no trouble I’m sure.” Angela said.
“I’m sure that’s the case, Mrs. Church.” Sophie agreed. “But some other people staying might be allergic to dogs, no matter how small or well behaved.” Christian and Angela quickly agreed and Sophie gladly gave them their keys.
But Christian and Angela were hungry and tired and soon forgot the rules they’d been told. Mary and Joe quickly settled while Christian and Angela decided they needed some food. And no sooner had Mary fallen asleep than they found themselves all alone in their room.
All of a sudden Mary woke with a fright, feeling a terrible pain. “Joe,” cried Mary as she lay on the floor holding her pregnant tummy tight.
“Why is that, my love?” Asked little Joe.
“The puppies are coming. They’re coming right now, and I fear I may need some help, but Christian and Angela aren’t even here, they probably can’t evenhear me yelp!”
Joe wanted to help her, really he did, but he truly didn’t know how. So Joe closed his eyes and looked to the stars, and made a Christmas wish. He wished someone would help them, and that Mary’d be safe, and for all of his puppies as well.
Perched high on the barn the owl Gabriel watched, and swooped down to the window when he saw Joe’s frown. “Whatever’s the matter, my tiny friend? What has you looking so down?”
“It’s Mary, my wife, she’s gone into labour,” Joe said, “And I wish, that our owners had not gone out for tea. I don’t know what to do, these pup’s are our first, and they’re a few days early, you see.”
“Don’t worry, Joe, they’ll all be okay.” Gabriel said, “Many pups have been born before today.”
But Joe wasn’t comforted by the wily old owl so Gabriel promised to fetch help,and assured him it was on the way.
Gabriel took to flight, searching the night, but it wasn’t so easy a task. He flew over fields and marshes, looking everywhere. But the rabbits and hares, and mice that he saw, ran away from him, all of them scared. He flew over creakes and the edge sea, but the fish swam as fast as they could. You see all the small animals were prey, and Gabriel had hunted them all in the past. They wouldn’t listen when he told them he needed their help, they feared it was a trick to make them dinner. So he carried on flying and soared over a wood where he found some pheasants and cried.
“Good evening, good fellow, I wonder can you help, there’s some puppies about to be born. Their father’s all flustered and needs a little advice about what to do to help.”
The pheasant laughed. “My dear owl, we have eggs just like you. What would know about birthing puppies? You need four legged friends to offer advice, not the feathered variety tonight.”
“Of course you are right, enjoy your night. Good evening and Merry Christmas to you.” Gabriel chuckled to himself and continued his search looking for the four legged kind, he flew long into the night hoping to find someone who could help.
Several miles away, Gabriel found some horses watching their sheep. Heturned a tight circle and hooted real loud, before he landed nearby on the ground.“Good evening, my friend, I wonder if you could lend, some help with a tricky little problem?”
“Good evening, Owl, how can we help you tonight? You don’t normally call as you fly around.” Said the big, strong, chestnut coloured Stallion.
Quickly Gabriel told them of Mary and Joe, and the horses chuckled and smiled.
“Let’s go” said the grey mare, “and offer our help, it won’t be the first time I’ve played midwife. The sheep will be fine, we won’t be far away.”
“As you wish.” Said the stallion, as he helped her up from the ground and they followed the owl down the road. They talked softly, laughed gently, as they made their way to see Mary and Joe for themselves. It was a dark, starry night, with few lights in sight, and snowflakes beginning to fall.
While Gabriel searched for his helpful friends, Jazz, Merlin, and Effyexplored. When they reached The Old Stables they heard such a pitiful sound, that they had to follow it till it was found. They knocked on the door and welcomed little Joe like old friends who had met before.
“How’re you doing?” Asked Jazz.
“Thank goodness you’re here, it’s Mary, and our puppies are about to arrive.”
“Then we’re just in time.” Merlin said, as she and Effy wandered inside.
Jazz was the oldest and wisest by far, so she examined Mary and told her, “Not long now.” Merlin and Effy sat by her side, nodding their heads as she spoke. “Go fetch me some towels and water you two, we’ll need to clean off these puppies quite soon.”
“I’ll sniff out the towels.” Effy proclaimed, while Merlin went to look forwater. A few minutes later Effy dropped a small hand towel down. “I’m sorry that’s all I could find.”
Jazz shook her head and thought to herself, ‘Thank goodness these puppies will be small.’ Still there was no sign of Merlin or water when the first little puppy was born. “Merlin, where are you? The puppy is here.”
“I can’t open the tap, I don’t have any thumbs. What else can I do to help?”
“Come clean off this puppy.”
Merlin said, “Eww. Why doesn’t Mary do that?”
“She can’t, silly dog, she’s busy right now. Another puppy is on the way.”
Merlin picked up the tiny Chihuahua pup and took it to the bathroom. The sink was still empty but the toilet was full, and Merlin decided it was the only choice. She was ever so careful to never let go, and washed off the baby, till it was clean and dripped from its head to its toes. Slowly she dried him while Effywashed number two, and stared at the baby and started to think about how tiny hewas. The longer she looked at him the more she noticed. Small ear, little eyes, and miniature paws. Its mewling little voice was the tiniest call. It barely had hair but what little it had was white, black, and grey. Just like Merlin had.
“They’re all so tiny.” Gabriel said from the window, the mare and the stallion looked in over his shoulder. The mare offered advice, as she’d been a midwife, and Jazz followed instructions quite well. Three pups arrived safely andwere all cleaned and dried, then laid with their mother before they all cried.
“I don’t know how I can thank you all.” Mary said. “But you must please excuse me, my pups must be fed.” They all settled down, chatting amongst themselves. Little Joe started crying, he was so overwhelmed.
“Look,” said Merlin, and nodded at the clock. “How did it get so late? It’s long after midnight.”
“So they’re Christmas babies.” Said Gabriel. “What will you call them? Have you decided yet?”
“I’ll call this little girl Carol, and the other one Joy. But I don’t know what to call this little boy pup.” Mary said.
“I’ve got an idea.” Merlin said to them all.
“So have I, my dear Merlin, but it doesn’t feel right,” Joe said, “to call a puppy Jesus.” Joe licked the pups head.
“Joe, my friend, I agree. But since he looks just like me” Merlin said with a wink. “I was going to say Merlin. What do you think?”
They all fell about laughing while the babies slept on, nuzzled in tight against Mary.
From the corner of his eye Gabriel saw a figure approaching quite fast. Sophie looked very worried, and Effy, Merlin, and Jazz gulped loudly. They jumped up at the window and all looked outside, paws resting on the window ledge. Sophie didn’t look happy, with her coat pulled tight, and her hat on her head.
“They shouldn’t be here all alone.” Effy said. “My mum will be upset about this.”
“What if we hide them?” The grey mare said. “She can’t be upset about what she can’t see.”
“I’m not sure that is such a good idea.” Effy frowned. “Mummy feeds me and doesn’t like lies.”
“Well, what will she do? The pup’s are new born and it’s snowing and freezing outside.”
“I don’t really know it’s never happened before.”
“We’ll go away, so she doesn’t see us.” The stallion said.
“Too late.” Said Gabriel as he flapped his wings and took off. “You’re a little bit too big to miss.” He landed on top of the roof and watched a wonderful, amazing sight.
Sophie walked carefully past the big horses, stood in the courtyard of The Old Stables. She opened the door and then went inside as people had reported strange noises that she had to investigate. Jazz, Merlin and Effy ran into the bathroom, pulling the door shut behind them. Joe stood before Mary, tiny teeth barred and ready, to defend his family every way he knew how.
Sophie opened the door and looked around the room, and noticed Joe and Mary were there. She held out her hand for Joe to sniff and asked, “Where are your mum and dad, little man?”
Of course Joe told her the answer. But being a human she didn’t understand.
“Oh, look at your little babies, no wonder people heard strange noises before.” She knelt down beside Mary’s basket, but didn’t touch the newborn pups. She knew mummy’s could often be wary of strangers near their babies, and didn’t want to upset May at all. “I’ll have to call your mum and dad, and tell them they shouldn’t have left you. But I think I’ll stay here till they get back, and make sure everything’s all right till then.” So Sophie called Christian and Angela, who were terribly sorry for the fuss. They came back to The Old Stables so quickly that there really was no problem.
Gabriel watched from the roof top with the mare and the stallion below. It was a beautiful night with snow on the ground and the flickering star, and smilesfor everyone around.
Christmas at Deepdale is always something special, but this one topped the charts. Mary, Joe, and their puppies, so tiny and sweet, had arrived and captured allour hearts.
Thursday, 5 December 2013
Surprise for the Christmas Market this weekend.
Tuesday, 12 November 2013
Woof Watchers
Wednesday, 6 November 2013
I is a Geniarse
Friday, 25 October 2013
I'm a 'fraidy pup
Friday, 19 July 2013
A'venturising with Mummy and the 'Uman
We stayed in the collapsible house again that Mummy calls a tent, but it was a bigger one this time, and Mummy 'sembled it straight from the car. She didn't have to lug it up a blumin mountain again and let the 'Uman get frost bites--not like last time.
The house lived right next to a river, which was really, really cool, peoples. It meant that I could go and cool off from the hotness whenever I felt like it. Just climbed down the bank and went for a swim, or a paddle if I only wanted to cool off my tootsies. Mummy even dividesed a fridge in the river...sort of. She put the 'Uman's beers, some other drinks, butter and stuff in her dry bag and sealeded it up. The she tied a rope around it, tied it to a tree and dangled the bag in the river, where the water was chilly. The 'Uman called her Bear Gryhls then...I don't understand, but I wasn't going to tell the 'Uman that! 'Specially when it turned out that the 'Uman hadn't packed the right gas for the new campy cooker she had brought. Mummy had to cook right over the fire instead. Sometimes, peoples, I has to shake my head at the 'Uman.
We did a new a'venture fing this time called Gorge Walking. Now, I don't know exactly it's called this but I fink it's because all Mummy and the 'Uman kept saying while they was walking and swimming down the river was 'Oh it's gorgeous'. So maybe it's short for Gorgeous Walking...don't know.
So the Gorgeous Walking meant we could go climbing up and down the rocks with the water falling off them.
See? Gorgeous.
On the first day, Mummy and the 'Uman came in the water in swimming cozzies. The 'Uman said that she was getting frost bites again on different places to last time and the next day they wored wetsuits for the Gorgeous Walking. Wusses. I just went in in my fur.
Mummy tooked lots--and I do mean lots--of pictures with her camera. Some are really nice, and then she took some that aren't...erm...quite so nice.
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
I'm back!
What has she been doing wiv my 'puter I hears you asking. Well, she's been writing words for a book. But now she's doned and this is what her mas'erpeace looks like. It's called Nightingale and its gonna be pubished next year.
Monday, 15 April 2013
Training for the weekend demo'strations!
Can't have her letting the team down for the dog show and agility demo'strations on Sunday at my campsite...well Jazz says its her campsite. But we knows better don't we, Peoples!
Mummy says I have to plug the outdoor festival this week so that you all come to see me...I mean everything that's going on this weekend. So go here for more info'mation not about me, http://goo.gl/cGIhH
But I'll be there all weekend!
Tuesday, 9 April 2013
I have been to the Torture chamber...
Unacceptable!
She took me...Merlin Bramhall (I'm dropping the Smith part from now on) de First and Jazzy Bramhall-Smith (she's got to keep it...cos I said so) to the Torture chamber.
Dese fings were the instrumnents of my abuse, Peoples!

My 'Uman is sad.
So all of us fur-great-grand babies is trying to work outs how's to cheer ups our 'Umans.
They is sad.
But Mummy showeded me a picture of my 'Uman wiv her Grandad when she was little. All I can say is...pigtails. *shaking head in disbelief.
Proof of dis Miri...Mira...mirc...event to follow when I gets my paws on it People's.
Sunday, 31 March 2013
Grandad came to see me....just me.
I love my Grandad when he comes to see me. Just me. That is all
Wednesday, 27 March 2013
It's lost de plot...
So the 'Uman 'cided to change bedding. See picture below.
It took some time. This is Merlin de first...shaking head in 'sgust.
Monday, 25 March 2013
I needs 'medial clas at skool
I'm scared of the seesaw.
It bangs.
It tips.
And did I mention that it bangs?
So I was a bit...erm...pants today.
The 'Uman was very proud of Jazz today. She did it all right. But it's okay...I'll steal her treats later.
Tuesday, 19 March 2013
Recovery from mountain conkerin.


Thursday, 14 March 2013
Hunting for the Force!
The path was...erm...pants. Even I couldn't find it all the time and I walked through the river at some points. Mummy rock hopped up the river and the 'Uman...kinda walked/stumbled through the mud.
When we finally got there it was mostly frozen. But Mummy said it was pretty. Didn't look all that big to me.
Wednesday, 13 March 2013
Wild Camping...The Results.
When we went conkerin big mountains with Mummy and the 'Uman carrying big bags...the 'Uman had a fing over her bag that kept blowing in the wind.
The fing scared me...flappin in the wind. 'Uman also got her pants, gloves, and hat all wet...they froze over night in the mini house. It wasn't good. Mummy had to bash them against a rock so she could move them and carry on with the 'venturin.
So this was meant to be the route...
Gatesgarth farm up to Scarth Gap then we climb up Haystacks. Stay in the mini house till the morning then we go back to Scarth Gap and climb up Seat, High Crag, High Stile, Red Pike, then Great Borne for another night in the mini house. Next day then down to Scales Force waterfall and in to Buttermere village. This is pretty much the Buttermere Round and lots of Peak baggin for Merlin's.
It didn't happen.
Instead we did this...
Gatesgarth farm to Scarth Gap then climbed...and I do mean climbed...Haystacks in a blizzard (That's what the 'Uman called it--Mummy said it was a bit of snow that obscurred the path a little bit and made it a little bit harder). We stayed in the mini house at Innominate Tarn...and then changed the route 'cos it was too snowy the next day. Mummy 'cided that the climbing back down Haystacks was too icy and dangerus. So we went to Blackbeck Tarn, Fleetwith Pike, Hoopers Quary, Honnister House, up to Dale Head, and stayed in the mini house at Dale Head Tarn. The next day we then went down the miners path into Newlands Valley and got to the cottage that the 'Uman had booked for the rest of the week.
It was an 'venture. Mummy took lots of very pretty photo's, I bagged some peaks, Jazz chased me a bit, we both rolled in sheep poo...and the 'Uman survived. Barely.
Thursday, 17 January 2013
Pretty...
Merin thinks I was refering to her...not the gorgeous winter wonderland as the sun begins to set over the Tipi's at Deepdale Backpackers and camping.
Oh well!

























