Pretty...

Merin thinks I was refering to her...not the gorgeous winter wonderland as the sun begins to set over the Tipi's at Deepdale Backpackers and camping.

Oh well!

Visitors....

Granny Smith is coming to visit....



'Jazz' has warned me about her...... Scared!

What is it for....?

I have been watching 'No Merlin!' for the last couple of days and notcied the appearance of these things in the garden.



At first I thought she was tunneling for freedom. Now I have spotted two others appearing. This makes three holes of three different sizes.

I have also been watching 'No Merlin!' following the pants cats around quite a lot. There are three of those. In three different sizes....

Curiouser, and curiouser.....

Identity Crisis....!

This is a tunnel for the Pants cats to play with....



..... and this is 'No Merlin!' playing inside it.

I thought she was bright.....

.... I may have been wrong!

It may have potential....

I took 'No Merlin!' for a walk through the Pinewoods to wells-next-the-sea from Holkham beach. I let the two Mummies come of course, they were required for driving us there and paying for the bus back.

I was attempting to teach 'No Merlin!' the general purpose of sticks and there role in our world.



There may yet be hope for the young one!

I'm sorry sir but you can't check in....

Today was a bit of a nightmare in the information centre. It is where all the people come to get told the rules of my campsite when they want to come and stay. Auntie Sophie and my Mummy had gotten all the pieces of paper ready for the arrival of the peoples. The papers have the rules on bbq's and noises on them and what square they can put there canvass house on.

Today 'No Merlin!' got hold of the paper rules and started to eat them.

Bad 'No Merlin!'. Bad puppy.

My Mummy was very upset and 'straught at this behaviour. I had to take her for a walk around my campsite for a fag and a breather.

I am beginning to think I must hang my head in shame at 'No Merlin!'s behaviour.

The appearance of 'No Merlin!' in my life....

I miss Jasper, so my Mummy and Mummy 2 decided to get me a new friend to play with. they arrived with 'No Merlin!'.

A border collie puppy with blue eyes and what my Mummy calls 'the look'.



See what she means.... I'll never get any fuss now!

Anyway 'No Merlin!' likes to bite and chase the Mummies feet all the time and steals all my food! I have decided though, I like puppy food.

I will keep you up to date with 'No Merlin's!' progress. I may have to teach her some things as my Mummy said 'the collie is strong in this one!'

Labeling

Day 2 of my captivity has been a little confusing.

The 'umans keep saying 'Merlin' at me, then waiting for me to do something. I don't know what. The black and white monster seems to look at the 'umans when they say the word 'Jazz'. They have also put a label on me. it's on this stringy thing around my neck. I tried to look at it, but I went cross eyed.

Food is still good and sleeping facilities are adequate.



I will continue to keep you up to date.