Peoples, I am depressed

Today peoples was my agility demo'stration and fun dog show. I had 'visioned going home wiv lots of blue rosie's on pins for being the most prittiest, wonderfullest pooch in the hole world.

It dids not go to plan, peoples.

The 'Uman judges were not 'spectful of my wonderfullness and prittiness...and they gave my blue rosie's on pins to other dogs! They have me one, single, little silly yellow rosie on a pin. I got beated for the blue rosie for prittiest eyes by not one but too puppies! It is not 'ceptable peoples! Puppies should have there own rosies to fight over--not be stealin mine!

And I was the prittiest....see picture evidence below.

Merlin de First...cheated.

Training for the weekend demo'strations!

Peoples, we're nearly ready for ya! Well, I am. Not sure abouts Effy...she hasn't been to skool to learn about jumps, and weaves and tunnels and fings. So me and Jazz have been showing her some stuff.

Can't have her letting the team down for the dog show and agility demo'strations on Sunday at my campsite...well Jazz says its her campsite. But we knows better don't we, Peoples!

Mummy says I have to plug the outdoor festival this week so that you all come to see me...I mean everything that's going on this weekend. So go here for more info'mation not about me, http://goo.gl/cGIhH

But I'll be there all weekend!

Munchousen by Dogsie....part too

It was disturbing, Peoples. Very disturbing. The vet lady shook her head at the 'Uman and then 'zamined my head. She 'clared no lime's disease. No danger of head fallin off. She also 'clared 'Uman hads to buy tic-remover-fingy for future uses.

She then shook head again at the 'Uman and said no she would not pick off my scabby head 'cos it might be yucky underneath. She gave 'Uman some cream for Mummy to apply...not 'Uman's...and said it should be fine. If not she's caused me to have a lump in the top of my head for the rest of my life, Peoples.

She has ruineded my modelling career. My pritty looks is goned.

'Tis over for me.

Must look for yet another career.

I'm thinking about character acting now I is not pritty.

Yet more 'munition for me to get revenge on the 'Uman.

I have been to the Torture chamber...

Peoples I don't care how sad the 'Uman is. Her behaviour today has been unacceptable.

Unacceptable!

She took me...Merlin Bramhall (I'm dropping the Smith part from now on) de First and Jazzy Bramhall-Smith (she's got to keep it...cos I said so) to the Torture chamber.

Dese fings were the instrumnents of my abuse, Peoples!

I went in there a fine figure of a Collie. And now I look like this....

I have been scalped...pruned...de-furred!

I is practically nekid, Peoples!

It is an outrage!

I will have my revenge, Peoples.

Oh yes. *rubbing my little paws together...

Oh yes, I will have my revenge.

 

I wonder how hard it would really be to get those pictures of the 'Uman wiv pigtails afterall...

 

My 'Uman is sad.

She is saded 'cos yes'erday her Grandad passed away. He was very poorly sick and had been in the 'Uman Vets for a long time. He was very olds too. 623 in doggie years. Even Jazzy's not that old yet!

So all of us fur-great-grand babies is trying to work outs how's to cheer ups our 'Umans.

They is sad.

But Mummy showeded me a picture of my 'Uman wiv her Grandad when she was little. All I can say is...pigtails. *shaking head in disbelief.

Proof of dis Miri...Mira...mirc...event to follow when I gets my paws on it People's.