It's not so bad....

I have come to the conclusion that captivity is not really that bad. the sleeping facilities are fairly comfy....


The bribes are ok.....



And there is this thing called BBQ night. Its on a 'Sunday', and I nearly managed a major miracle. I got my teeth around a thing the 'umans call 'steak'. It was taken away very quickly, but I got a taste. I will remember and continue to try again in future.

As I have decided to accept my captivity I have decided to label the 'umans, One and Two.

The black and white monster is labeled 'Jazz' and is actually really nice to me. She plays with me quite a lot.



and she lets me take her treats off her so it's all good.